Hello. Did you there's this bar here? People like bars. That's something we'd read on the internet.
Before opening, we spent a lot of time collecting the opinions — sorry, expert opinions — of people no different than you. The result? Um, weemp... aaaand womp. All you deserve a dingy hole. On a deadish street. With cans instead of bottles. Plus, we’ve called the bar “one star;" yup, lower case one star in quotes, just so you can post what utter morans we are. Whatever. Raterz gonna rate.